17 December, 2008

Don't have much time...

...just wanted to make you laugh.




12 December, 2008

And we thought they were SO cool...

There are a lot of normal people who are made into celebrities by the masses, who, just because of their search for the "perfect person" and the ideal life, have pursued and exposed them to the world. But those people are normal people, too. That's what I want to do today: to show you that these people are normal. Here you are:

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer

"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"That's just the tip of the ice cube."
- Neil Hamilton, BBC2

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

08 December, 2008

Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids!

Ok, ok. So this has absolutely nothing to do with rabbits, or cereal...
But I wanted to say the word silly, so that I could segway into this hilarious video. (Yes, I said segway.)
The reason for this post is simply that I wanted to share a laugh, and this video reminds me of me... for some reason... I guess I'm a bit ADOS, just as Steven says I am.

P.S. "ADOS" means "Attention Deficit... Oooh! Shiny!"

One more thing... I liked the suggestion that one of my "friends" made for Apple. Their suggestion was that Apple should make an iPhone shuffle. It has no screen and just calls people randomly.
Hahaha. Have a great day.

04 December, 2008

Superheroes

When you think of the word "superhero", what image comes to your mind?
If you're like me, you first consider the answer you should give. Your train of thought might run something like this: "Well, she's probably getting at something here. I should probably say someone that I look up to, maybe a pastor or something. Or maybe I shouldn't say anything, and just wait for her to make her point."
For those of you who are thinking that, I really am just wanting you to think "superhero".

As in...

and, of course...























Good ol' Superman, fighting for truth, justice, and the American way.
I love that guy, don't you? He just stands for everything good, and looks great while doing it.
Today, though, I was really thinking about superheroes, and especially the Spiderman movies. You know how, everytime something was going wrong in the city, Spiderman knew about it, and he came to the rescue? He was a little unsure of himself at first, but he eventually found that he could use his powers for good, and he did it. It kind of reminds me of these guys, who I saw at work in real life today.

















I mean, think about it. These guys respond to the 911 dispatch (kind of like the Bat Signal) and rush to the scene of the accident. No matter how small or how large the injury, they work to heal it or settle it as best they can, before rushing the injured to the hospital. They don't shy away from danger; in fact, they run towards it, full speed. And they get personal. They'll ask the injured person's name, how she's doing... they'll give their own names, and try to cheer her up, all while doing the best they can to save her life.
They are superheroes. In every sense of the word. They do everything that Spiderman or Batman ever did. I know. I saw it.

Hey, if you know anyone who is a paramedic, thank them, ok? I know I'm going to.
(ok, ok. i know i did end up making a point out of all of that. but wasn't it a good one?)

03 December, 2008

hahaHaHaHAHAHA HA HA HA HA.......

That was a laugh of victory, kind of like "hahaha, i totally just triumphed. so there!" Because, I did.

I won NaNoWriMo.

For those of you who don't know what this means, it doesn't mean that I won a physical prize, like a car or a trip for four to Tahiti.

Hey, I didn't say that I didn't win a prize at all, did I? I mean, who needs a car.... um, i meant to say "who needs a trip for four to Tahiti?". 'Cause man, I could use a car.

I wrote a book, 'k?!
I did. In a month. Oh yes I'm proud. Don't even. You don't know at all, unless you've ever written a book in a month. I am ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!
And rightly so, I guess.
Life is good. I hope you are doing alright, too.